In Napoli where love is king
when boy meets girl
here's what they say:
When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore
When the world seems to shine
Like you've had too much wine
That's amore
When you dance down the street
With a cloud at your feet, you're in love
When you walk in a dream
But you know you're not dreamin', signore
'Scusami, but you see
Back in old Napoli, that's amore...
here's what they say:
When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore
When the world seems to shine
Like you've had too much wine
That's amore
When you dance down the street
With a cloud at your feet, you're in love
When you walk in a dream
But you know you're not dreamin', signore
'Scusami, but you see
Back in old Napoli, that's amore...
PS: Now we have hard (no pun intended) evidence that threesomes are completely natural
PS II: - Τι κάνει μια χελώνα πάνω σε μια άλλη; - Της γ...ει το σπίτι! :-)
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PS II: - Τι κάνει μια χελώνα πάνω σε μια άλλη; - Της γ...ει το σπίτι! :-)
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2 comments:
Την πρώτη (και μοναδική) φορά που είδα χελώνες να κάνουν...χαρούλες ήταν στο πρώτο έτος στην Αλεξανδρούπολη -- το εντυπωσιακό ήταν ότι το αρσενικό ήταν πολύ μικρότερο της θηλυκιάς και έβγαζε και κραυγούλες!! Οφείλω να ομολογήσω ότι δεν ήξερα πως οι χελώνες έχουν φωνητικές χορδές.
...Πολύ τις συμπαθώ τις χελώνες. Και για ένα λόγο που δεν μπορώ να εξηγήσω, μου αρέσει να τις ονομάζω όλες "Μήτσο".
It seems that sex is ubuquitous on this ''fucking'' planet. For the sake of evolution someone has to be fucked.
For some ''hard''core sexual acts just perform a search on youtube with the terms ''turtle fuck'' and you will get some interesting videos with turtles. One of them (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tl1kXJJL3NA&feature=related)
features a male which is much smaller than the female as χριστίνα mentions in her comment.
Last but not least, if you would like to feel the ''shell'' shock watch a video that I have uploaded just for your own viewing pleasure at
http://rapidshare.com/files/108577539/turtle_fuck.wmv.html
In this video turtles start with S&M foreplay (shell hitting) and it ends with love screams of plesure from the male.
Enough is enough with turtles so far.
PS1. Everybody in this planet is having sex except to me...
PS2. Don't you think that turtle pornography could be catchy as a concept?
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