They are ill discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but the sea.
- Sir Francis Bacon.

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Blog Networking


Lord Κitchener wants YOU to join my facebook Blog network (link to the left)



Θυμάμαι πόσο είχα απογοητευτεί όταν, μετά απο τόσες ταινίες για τον παλιόφιλο Βλάντ Τσέπες (μεταξύ των οποίων ήταν τα δύο αριστουργηματικά Νοσφεράτου και ο Ντράκουλα του Coppola) αξιώθηκα να διαβάσω και το βιβλίο του Stoker.

Ο νωχελικός βικτωριανός βερμπαλισμός (αδιανόητος αν σκεφτεί κανείς ότι σύγχρονοι του Stoker ήταν ο Oscar Wilde και ο Sir Arthur Conan Doyle) θα αρκούσε για να καταδικάσει το βιβλίο στην κριτική πυρά.

Το πιο ενοχλητικό σημείο όμως αποδείχθηκε η απίστευτα μονότονη και βεβιασμένη εξέλιξη των χαρακτήρων, των συναισθηματικών καταστάσεων και της πλοκής της ίδιας. Βλέπετε, απο ένα σημείο και μετά τα πάντα εξελίσσονταν με τους χαρακτήρες να συγκρίνουν ημερολόγια! Μιλάμε για πολύ γράψιμο, και πολύ διάβασμα...

Οι εποχές, φαίνεται, κάνουν τον κύκλο τους.

Αντί να μιλάμε άμεσα, ανανεώνουμε status στο facebook, αλλάζουμε tagline στο msn και μπλογκάρουμε. Και όχι μόνο για πράγματα που θα αφορούσαν όλο τον κόσμο, έστω και απο άποψης ύφους.

Λοιπόν...

Ας συγκρίνουμε ημερολόγια (δικτυακά).
Ας τα διασυνδέσουμε σε ένα ημερολογιακό δίκτυο (μέσα στο Δίκτυο).

(Κι ύστερα σου λένε ότι δεν υπάρχει κυκλικά αυτοαναπαραγόμενη πληροφορία)

Ο Λόρδος Kitchener λέει να κάνετε click αριστερά για να μπέιτε στο facebook Blog Network για το blog μου.

Και ο Uncle Sam (επίσης αριστερά... ύποπτο... σαν να μην υπήρξε ποτέ ο McCarthy) λέει (και είναι λινκ) να διαβάζετε Έσσλιν. Μπορεί να μη βοηθάει στη χώνεψη όσο ένας καλός συνδυασμός γκράπα και San Pellegrino ούτε έχει τόσες high-powered σεξουαλικές ίντριγκες όσο η Washingtonienne αλλά απο τότε που έχασα (εντελώς) την πίστη μου στην Παυλίνα Νάσιουτζικ είναι ό,τι πιο κοντινό (και σε γενικές γραμμές πολύ καλύτερο) σε Carrie Bradshaw ("I revealed too much too soon. I was emotionally slutty") υπάρχει στα ελληνικά. Γοβάκια Λουμπουτέν optional.




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Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Σε είδα...
(Σε είδα; )

Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment



Σήμερα νομίζω ότι Σε είδα. Αν και δεν θα φανταζόμουν ποτέ οτι θα χρησιμοποιούσα το ρήμα "νομίζω" για οτιδήποτε αφορά Εσένα.

Πάχυνες. (Αν ήσουν Εσύ)

Και δεν Σε έχω ξαναδεί τόσο απεριποίητη. (Αν ήσουν Εσύ)

Το μόνο που βελτιώθηκε είναι το αυτοκίνητό Σου (Αν ήσουν Εσύ)

Είναι δυνατόν όμως να μην καταλαβαίνω αν ήσουν Εσύ;

Ναι, έχω πάνω απο δύο χρόνια να Σε δώ. Απο το πάρτυ αποφοίτησης του Κορρέ. Τότε που είχες έρθει με τον τυρέμπορα. (Τί δουλειά είχε ο τυρέμπορας στην Εκάλη; Ήσουν όμως τόσο εκθαμβωτική - εκτυφλωτική, αστραφτερή, αριστοκρατική, απόμακρη - που θα μπορούσες, αν ήθελες, να βάλεις τον τυρέμπορα και στις Βερσαλλίες)

Τώρα πια καταλαβαίνω ότι ήσουν αντι για απόμακρη ελαφρώς - εώς πολύ - ακοινώνητη (και δεν νομίζω πως ξέρεις και που πέφτουν οι Βερσαλλίες) αλλά μου πήρε κάμποσο καιρό να το αντιληφθώ. Βλέπεις...

Για Σένα ξενυχτούσα πάνω απο το τηλέφωνο

Για Σένα έσπασα μια πόρτα και παραλίγο και τον καρπό μου.

Όταν ο Καθηγητής (θα το έγραφα όλο με κεφαλαία αλλά όλοι καταλαβαίνετε για ποιον μιλάω) της Θεραπευτικής με ρώτησε πως αλλιώς λέγεται η ακεταμινοφαίνη δεν ήξερα να απαντήσω. Είχα ξεχάσει. Είχα ξεχάσει την παρακεταμόλη. Είχα ξεχάσει ακόμα και το κωλοDEPON. Κι ας είχα διαβάσει όλο το καλοκαίρι. Τα είχα ξεχάσει γιατί το μόνο που θυμόμουν ήταν το μήνυμά Σου, οτι δεν θα ξαναβγαίναμε γιατι θα ερχόταν το "αγόρι" Σου. Ο τυρέμπορας.

Και τώρα ούτε που Σε αναγνωρίζω. Ή τουλάχιστον δεν αποκλείω να ήσουν Εσύ... αυτή η ψιλοαδιάφορη κάπως fuckable κοπέλα που είδα.

Ήσουν (ήσουν;!! πώς είναι δυνατόν να μην είσαι πια..) η Ακατονόμαστη Νο 2. Η μακράν πιο όμορφη αλλά και λιγότερο έξυπνη/καλλιεργημένη απο τις 4. Και τώρα δεν είσαι καν τόσο όμορφη. (Αν ήσουν Εσύ).

Ήσουν, δεν ήσουν, το θέμα είναι ότι δεν Σε θυμάμαι - πια. Πότε να έπαψα, άραγε;

Ήσουν η Ακατονόμαστη Νο 2. Και τώρα είσαι απλώς ένα έξτρα (μικρό; ) κενό, λίγο πιο κάτω και δεξιά απο το άλλο το μεγάλο κενό. Περίπου εκεί που έχει το μόνιμο κενό του ο Οβελίξ. Αυτό είσαι Εσύ - πια.


Μια παλιά πληγή που επουλώθηκε; (Επουλώνονται αυτά τα πράγματα ποτέ; ) Ή η ολοκληρωτική και απόλυτη επικράτηση της Άλλης; (Της Νο1, της Νο3, της Νο 4 - τί θα Σε ένοιαζε; Αφού ούτε κι Εσύ με γνώρισες ή μου μίλησες - αν με γνώρισες).

Ήσουν η Ακατονόμαστη Νο 2.
Ήσουν (γάμα το, σιγά μην το βρείς ποτέ το blog και το διαβάσεις) η Ελπίδα.

Ακατονόμαστες τέσσερις (όχι, δεν γράφεται με -ει, μάθετε μπαλίτσα...), οι εξής τρείς.
Scratch one.


ΥΓ: Ακόμα κι αν αναγνωριζόμασταν σήμερα (ακόμα κι αν υγραινόσουν - Άρλεκιν πρέπει να γράφω...- που λέει ο λόγος) θα σήμαινε κάτι; Ειδικά εκείνη τη στιγμή απολύτως τίποτα. Το μεγάλο κενό τρώει το μικρό (ή η μικρή πληγή πονάει αλλά η μεγάλη σε στέλνει στην εντατική)

ΥΓ 2: Σαν γκόμενα γράφω.
Μπορεί και να φταίει το εξαιρετικό - ιλιγγιωδώς απίστευτο - (υποτίθεται σαν τα cheesecakes της) blog της Έσσλιν (Αικατερίνης Λουΐζης φον, παρακαλώ - αλλά μην ακούτε τα περι Μαρκησίας, Βαρώνη είναι...). Οπότε...

ΥΓ 3: ...προς αποφυγήν παρεξηγήσεως, ως άλλος Al Bundy θα ανοίξω μια μπύρα, θα αράξω στον καναπέ βλέποντας μπάλα (με το χέρι κάπου ανάμεσα στη ζώνη και τα youknowwhat) και θα στολίζω τον διαιτητή με γλαφυρά επίθετα προερχόμενα απο γενικότερα (και ειδικότερα) μέρη της γυναικείας ανατομίας. Πιστευτή εικόνα; Όχι; Δεν πειράζει, δεν μπορούμε να γίνουμε όλοι πωλητές παπουτσιών ( το να ξέρεις συνεργάτες του Λεμονή μετράει; )


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Tuesday, September 2, 2008

My Birthday at the Tower of Song!
(Leonard Cohen live @ TerraVibe 30/7/2008)

Now, I heard, there was a secret chord
that David played and it pleased the Lord
But... you don't really care for music, do ya?




























I cannot seem to remember ever having done something special on my birthday. In the heart of summer, my friends and I have always been scattered to the four corners of Greece (and now that wanderlust is upon us, the four corners of the world - getting birthday wish phonecalls from New York, Limassol, Melbourne, Vienna, London - and this year - Varna, well... it is undeniably funny but gets really annoying when almost nobody's around for the fun of it).









As always, this year I had nothing to look forward to and was particularly miffed (I like this word, I will be using it more often!) that I would in all probability miss the Leonard Cohen show since I heard of it too late... BUT ! the Lycabettus theater was closed because of security concerns and the concert was moved to the huge TerraVibe venue. Although such an expanse would not be suited to Leonard Cohen's music style, it would ensure ticket availability!

Why do I love Leonard Cohen so much when I do not even listen to similar style music?










The great Leonard Cohen


It goes like this:

The fourth, the fifth, the minor fall, the major lift
The baffled King composing
Hallelujah




It must be the effortless way he tackles the pitfalls of strong emotion, the way that irony finds its way into the lyrics, the way that drama of mythical proportions is reduced to the level of our fundamental weaknesses.



Your faith was strong but you needed proof
You saw her bathing on the roof
Her beauty and the moonlight overthrew ya

She tied you to a kitchen chair
She broke your throne and she cut your hair

and from your lips she drew the
Hallelujah


To be able to say "I've gotten over you", "We'll never see each other" or to say "I've found God" is one thing. Through his lyrics, Cohen is able to not only say all this, but shrug it off and walk away alone into the sunset with a deadly parthian shot...

Well, really, what's it to ya?



The Webb sisters, Charlie and Hattie, bowing


So,on that Wednesday, on my birthday, I stood before the Tower of Song, to listen about the conquest of Manhattan and a little viennese waltz on closing time...

There's a blaze of light in every word
It doesn't matter which you heard
the Holy
or the broken
Hallelujah



Dino Soldo (winds) and Javier Mas (mandolin, uti, lute)

I found not only this but so much more: the nobility of a truly great artist shown in the courtesy with which he treated his supporting musicians (all of them significant artists in their own right) and the respect and humility he showed towards his audience, beginning with an impressive address in greek at the beginning of the show, a reminder of the time he spent in the island of Ydra.


For more than three hours, with about all requests fulfilled, the great Leonard Cohen delivered a mighty lesson of emotion and dignity, with lyrics and attitude laced with the acidity of experience, pain and the firmness of a man who knows what he wants, it's just that... he has always found the others lacking in the qualities that one would need to rise to the occasions.

I do not know if at the time I could survey the events of my life from such a point of view, but... when one is true to his emotions, well that is all one needs, no matter how the others respond to them.


And then the answer became quite clear: We found it with you, Leonard. We whispered it at first, murmured it as it went on and then we sang along: dee dum dum dum, da dee dum dum...

That simple.

Duet with Hattie Webb

I did my best but it wasn't much
I couldn't feel, so I tried to touch
I've told the truth...

I didn't come to fool ya

Your songs stand up for us even in our defeat. You stood up for me even on my defeat. And it was on my birthday.
Unforgettable.


Thank you Leonard.

"Thank you friends"


And even though it all went wrong
I'll stand before the Lord of Song
With nothing on my lips but

Hallelujah



PS: Ah, remember me, I used to live for music (baby)
Remember me, I brought your groceries in (ooh, baby yeah...)







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Monday, September 1, 2008

Back!
(as in The Empire Strikes....)

Kind readers, the blog is back with a vengeance!


USS Missouri fires her main armament on the heads of some poor communist Korean devils, during the Korean War


Firing the introductory salvo are the breathtaking Iowa-class beauties, the USS Missouri, USS New Jersey and the USS Iowa of the United States Navy, the most fearsome and powerful battleships ever built.

This season will see more frequent posts, better photography (I hope...) and more book and film reviews as well as presentations of past classics.



USS New Jersey

All this of couse will be topped with the usual patronizing, authoritarian (and authoritative), holier-than-thou splenetic posts that I (and you as it seems) have grown so fond of.

Now...

Bring the aft turret about! Prepare for broadside! Range! On my mark!
Fire!








It's good to be back. :)


PS: This post is dedicated to anyone who has still any of the schoolboy left in him. Click to enlarge and notice the water displaced by concussion when each of these beauties fires her broadside.

PS II: To quote Rafael: "Superior Firepower!"


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Friday, August 15, 2008

Closing Time


My country: the sun setting beyond the Cretan hills


The wonderful surprises that only summer can bring...or, how just one night can get you on the right track. A word, a touch, a sunset, the beach and then a wonderful concert and the lyrics are aglow with meaning and substance.

And no, it is only tomorrow that I am leaving for the traditional August vacations (and I will never say again that something like that will be boring beacause summer does have its ways of surprising us) but I have not been staying at home much these last two weeks, so that is why I have posted close to nothing.

I will not be away for the whole August but I will not be posting till September. I have a mind to follow by mood the eventides of the academic year, you see.... Old habits die hard.

For this temporary leave of absence (and with your permission of course...;), kind readers, I would like to share with you one of the later songs by that wonderful gentleman, the true master of emotional eloquence, the one and only, Leonard Cohen: Closing Time








Closing Time

Ah we're drinking and we're dancing
and the band is really happening
and the Johnnie Walker wisdom running high
And my very sweet companion
she's the Angel of Compassion
she's rubbing half the world against her thigh
And every drinker every dancer
lifts a happy face to thank her
the fiddler fiddles something so sublime
all the women tear their blouses off
and the men they dance on the polka-dots
and it's partner found, it's partner lost
and it's hell to pay when the fiddler stops:
it's closing time

Yeah the women tear their blouses off
and the men they dance on the polka-dots
and it's partner found, it's partner lost
and it's hell to pay when the fiddler stops:
it's closing time

Ah we're lonely, we're romantic
and the cider's laced with acid
and the Holy Spirit's crying, "Where's the beef?"

And the moon is swimming naked
and the summer night is fragrant
with a mighty expectation of relief

So we struggle and we stagger
down the snakes and up the ladder
to the tower where the blessed hours chime
and I swear it happened just like this:
a sigh, a cry, a hungry kiss
the Gates of Love they budged an inch
I can't say much has happened since
but closing time...

I swear it happened just like this:
a sigh, a cry, a hungry kiss
the Gates of Love they budged an inch
I can't say much has happened since
closing time

I loved you for your beauty
but that doesn't make a fool of me:
you were in it for your beauty too
and I loved you for your body
there's a voice that sounds like God to me
declaring, declaring, declaring that your body's really you
And I loved you when our love was blessed
and I love you now there's nothing left
but sorrow and a sense of overtime
and I missed you since the place got wrecked
And I just don't care what happens next
looks like freedom but it feels like death
it's something in between, I guess
it's closing time

Yeah I missed you since the place got wrecked
By the winds of change and the weeds of sex
looks like freedom but it feels like death
it's something in between, I guess
it's closing time

Yeah we're drinking and we're dancing
but there's nothing really happening
and the place is dead as Heaven on a Saturday night
And my very close companion
gets me fumbling gets me laughing
she's a hundred but she's wearing
something tight
and I lift my glass to the Awful Truth
which you can't reveal to the Ears of Youth
except to say it isn't worth a dime
And the whole damn place goes crazy twice
and it's once for the devil and once for Christ
but the Boss don't like these dizzy heights
we're busted in the blinding lights,
busted in the blinding lights
of closing time

The whole damn place goes crazy twice
and it's once for the devil and once for Christ
but the Boss don't like these dizzy heights
we're busted in the blinding lights,
busted in the blinding lights
of closing time

Oh the women tear their blouses off the men they dance on the polka-dots
It's closing time
And it's partner found, it's partner lost
and it's hell to pay when the fiddler stops
It's closing time
I swear it happened just like this:
a sigh, a cry, a hungry kiss
It's closing time
The Gates of Love they budged an inch
I can't say much has happened since
But closing time...
I loved you when our love was blessed
I love you now there's nothing left
But closing time...
I miss you since the place got wrecked
By the winds of change and the weeds of sex.




So, for now, kind readers, enjoy the rest of the summer and stay tuned... the Bishop will remember you in his benedictions.




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Sunday, August 3, 2008

One candle

"One candle left to burn now... before the darkness comes"

(Vincent Price, from the House of Usher film, 1960)







PS: Crete, summer of 2002 or 2003, at the ruined house next to ours.


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Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Bofors 40mm/L60 anti-arcraft autocannon with Stiffkey sights in Crete?
Possible explanations?




This is a picture (click to enlarge) of the Bofors 40mm/L60 anti-aircraft autocannon mounted as a monument by the entrance of the German Soldiers' Cemetery (Deutscher Soldatenfriedhof) in Maleme, near Chania, Crete.

I did not consider it necessary at the time to take more detailed pictures, since I thought it was obvious that it was one of the several anti-aircraft guns of the British and Dominion forces that defended the Island of Crete ("Creforce") before it fell to German hands after the unexpected success of the daring and costly paratrooper operation Codename : Mercury (Unternehmen: Merkur).

When I got down to identify its exact type however I saw that it has been modified with the Stiffkey sights, the trapeze aiming aid that according to Wikipidia was sent out to British and Dominion in 1943. Crete was lost by the beginning of June 1941.

Assuming that these are indeed the Stiffkey sights and that the sights were introduced in 1943, then this gun was not a gun of the Creforce! How did it get to Crete? Imported as a trophy? Souvenir? Too bulky... Captured in Afrika and sent to the Axis garrison of Crete? All scenarios are improbable.

Puzzling... Any suggestion or comment would be helpful and more than welcome.


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Monday, July 28, 2008

Μάθετε μπαλίτσα!
Ποιό "Κρασάκι του Τσου" ;

Πολύς λόγος γενικώς γινόταν για το "κρασάκι του Τσου", ενα βίντεο της κακιάς ώρας που δημιουργήθηκε στα πλαίσια διαγωνισμού για πρωτότυπα διαφημιστικά videos για ιδιωτική τράπεζα και που τελικά διαδόθηκε σχεδόν σε κάθε mail inbox και σε κάθε FunWall του facebook.

Τώρα που έχει περάσει το πρώτο κύμα της πανδημίας του viral, η φυσική επιλογή έκανε τη δουλειά της και οι ευπαθέστερες ομάδες του πληθυσμού βρίσκονται πλέον σε ομαδικούς τάφους ήρθε η ώρα να μάθετε λίγη μπαλίτσα, όπως έλεγε και ο μέγας Αλέφαντος, γιατί ξεφύτρωσαν και μανιτάρια που το υπερασπίστηκαν ως cult και ως εμπνευσμένη παρωδία.

Μάθετε λοιπόν, ότι cult δεν είναι οποιοδήποτε ερασιτεχνικό βίντεο μηδενικού budget, ανύπαρκτης αισθητικής και ασθματικής (πιθανώς και κλεμμένης) έμπνευσης με afro-ninja Ναΐτες. Αυτά μπορεί να τα κάνει ο οποιοσδήποτε.

Πίσω απο το πραγματικό cult βρίσκεται μια ιδαίτερα στρεβλή αισθητική που ακυρώνει τις ορθόδοξες καλλιτεχνικές συμβάσεις όπως τις αντιλαμβανόμαστε (σκόπιμα - βλέπε διαφημίσεις 80s Ζουγανέλη-Μπουλά, Τζίμη Πανούση και "Ντίσκο Τσουτσούνι", ή μή - βλέπε δισκογραφία και φωτογραφήσεις Φιλιώς Πυργάκη). Αυτό όμως δεν σημαίνει οτι το cult παραβλέπει την τεχνική αρτιότητα της εκτέλεσης στο βαθμό που ο δημιουργός μπορεί να την επιτύχει.

Και όσο για το σκέτο χιούμορ (που μπορεί να το βαφτίζετε παρωδία ή σάτιρα), αν γελάσατε με το Safe Sex, ε ναι, το "κρασάκι του Τσου" είναι ό,τι πρέπει για σας. Καλά να πάθετε.

Και για να μάθετε μπαλίτσα (και να δείτε απo που κρατάει η σκούφια της "πρωτότυπης ιδέας των παιδιών" ) δείτε Bollywood με αγγλικούς υποτίτλους όπως τους κατέγραψε το αυτί και όχι η γνώση Hindustani του χρήστη buffalax (εξ'ού και τα σχετικά videos πλέον θεωρούνται buffalaxed)




My loony bun is fine Benny Lava!!





Girly man, man ,man....

2 videos, 12 εκατομύρια views μεταξύ τους. Αυτά...

Καλό είναι να ξεχωρίζουμε την σάτιρα (και να μην τη γράφουμε με ύψιλον επίσης...) και την παρωδία απο τον φτηνό χαβαλέ. Και να μην υποοτιμούμε έτσι απλά την αξία του kitsch και του cult.

"L.H.O.O.Q" του Marcel Duchamp
(L-H-O-O-Q: "Elle a chaud au cul", "Έχει καύλες")




Σβήστε το krasaki απο τα funwalls και σταματήστε να το διαδίδετε.
Μάθετε μπαλίτσα και...


Καλά κρασά!

ΥΓ: Πολλές ευχαριστίες στον κοσμοπολίτη Αντουάν με τις Ταμίλ διασυνδέσεις που μου είχε επισημάνει το Benny Lava ήδη απο τις 19/1/2008.
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Rabbit season!


"Bugs Bunny's first official appearance was in A Wild Hare, directed by Tex Avery and released on July 27,1940" (from the Wikipedia article)

Since then, the greatest rabbit of all times with the nasal timbre of Mel Blanc's great voice has been one of the most beloved cartoon heroes.

With great lines such as "Ah... we should have taken the right turn in Albuquerque" (pronounced Albu-koiki) and hilarious antagonists such as Duffy, Elmer Fudd ("Shhhh... be quiet, I'm hunting wabbits...) Yosemite Sam ("Whoah camel, whoooooooahhhh....") and the rest Looney Tunes characters, the Bugs Bunny films stand fast in the Pantheon of all-time humour classics.





(Duck season - rabbit season)


Happy birthday Bugs!!!


PS: What's up Doc?

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Under the Southern Cross (Hemp Jim)


Seaside promenade, Beyruth, April 2008


The notion of God, walking incognito among us. The immense freedom of being able to leave all behind, because you have started anew in another place. The contempt you can now show to the various Lorenzas and Cecilias and other emotional plagues of your past because you have now seen what real life tastes like, having gone through fire and steel under the Southern Cross.

That is how Jacopo Belbo's fantasy unfolded in Umberto Eco's Il pendolo di Foucault (edizioni Bompiani).

Jacopo Belbo, an editor in a publishing house is haunted by his sense of failure. He has made a commitment never to write, since his lack of inspiration and talent would be a betrayal to his morality-driven standards as an editor and an "intelligent spectator" of the written word.And, although his work has definitive impact on the books that are published, all credit and recognition go to the author, the book being the fruit of his creativity.

In the end, Belbo's resolution never to make an attempt at creativity is gradually eroded by the word processing capabilities of the personal computer in his office (remember, it is the 80s).


In one of these attempts (which although very short, are organized in separate word processor files) he reveals his self pity in the imaginary hero, who embodies Belbo's wish to detach himself and rise above the things that he perceives as the failures of his life:

The betrayals of his elusive object of desire, Lorenza Pellegrini ( Where were you last night, L ? )

and his thankless contribution to other people's creative triumphs.

Incidentally, through the story of Hemp Jim, I illustrate what I came to realize through my good friends: the way that adventuring and new experiences can put all the petty things that we conceive as emotional hells into proper perspective.

(Note: What follows is my translation of the Italian original. I do not reproduce Weaver's idea to translate the hero's name, Jim della Canapa - Cannabis Jim - as Seven Seas Jim, which may be less awkward, smarter and more elegant but less faithful as a translation. I choose the more streetwise Hemp Jim, despite the fact that Eco, in his Dire quasi la stessa cosa. Esperienze di traduzione remarks that it sounds rather bad. I have also omitted the part of Belbo's musings on the possible effects of an editor's advice on the final form of William Shakespeare's Hamlet)



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A novel about God in incognito. Useless, if the idea has come to me, then it must have already come to someone else as well.

Variation. You are an author, you don't know yet how important, the woman you love has betrayed you , life for you has no meaning anymore and one day, to put it out of your mind, you make a journey aboard the Titanic and you are shipwrecked in the seas of the South, you are rescued (sole survivor) by a pirogue of the natives and you spend long years forgotten by everybody, on an island inhabited solely by papuans, with girls that sing you songs of heated passions, their swaying breasts barely covered by garlands of pua flowers.

You start getting used to it, they call you Jim, as they do with all whites, one night a girl with amber skin enters your hut and tells you "Me yours, me with you". In the end you find it beautiful, the evenings, stretched out on the porch, gazing at the Southern Cross while she caresses your forehead.

You live by the cycle of daybreaks and eventides, and you do not know of anything else. One day, a motor boat with Dutchmen arrives, you learn that ten years have passed, you could leave with them, but you hesitate. You prefer to trade coconuts with provisions, you promise that you can take up the cannabis harvest, the natives work for you, you start sailing from islet to islet, you are now become Hemp Jim to everyone. A portuguese adventurer, ruined by alcohol, comes to work for you and finds deliverance from his passion. Everybody speaks of you in these Sunda seas, you give your counsel to the maharajah of Brunei regarding a campaign against the Dayaks of the river, you manage to get an old ramrod-loading cannon from the days of Tippo Sahib in working order, you train a squad of Malayans devoted to you, their teeth blackened by betel. In a skirmish by the Coral Reef, old Sampan, his teeth blackened by betel, shields you with his very body - I am glad to die for you, Hemp Jim. - Old man, old Sampan, my friend.

Now you are famous throughout the archipelago between Sumatra and Port-au-Prince. You deal with the English, at the harbourmaster's office in Darwin you are registered as Kurtz, and from now on you are Kurtz to everybody - Hemp Jim to the natives. But one evening, as the girl caresses you on the porch and the Southern Cross shines brighter than ever, oh so different from the Ursa, it becomes clear to you that you would like to go back. Just for a little while, to see what is left of you over there.

You take the motor boat and reach Manila, from there a propeller plane takes you to Bali. Then Samoa, the Admiralty Islands, Singapore, Tananarive, Timbuktu, Aleppo, Samarkand, Basra, Malta and you are home.

Eighteen years have passed, life has left its marks on you, your face tanned by the alizé winds, you are older, perhaps even more handsome.Upon your arrival you discover that the bookshops display all of your books, in new critical editions, your name on display on the pediment of the facade of your old school where you learned to read and write. You are the Great Lost Poet, the conscience of your generation. Romantic young girls commit suicide on your cenotaph.

And then, I encounter you, my love, with many wrinkles around the eyes, your face still beautiful, consumed by memories and tender remorse. I almost brush against you on the pavement, I am there, two steps away and you looked at me as you look at all people, as if you look for somebody else beyond their shadow.I could speak to you and erase time. But with what purpose? Do I not already have all that I ever wanted? I am God, with the same solitude, the same vainglory, the same despair of not being able to be one of my creations, like everybody else, those that dwell within my light while I live in the insufferable sparkling of my darkness.

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For all those about to travel to distant lands and seek to change their lives, and to rise above it all.
For now, I have come to see the importance of such a decision.

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